i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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