why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
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