So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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