i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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