nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
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I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
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i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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