is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
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New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
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The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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