they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
I'm really busy with my period
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