'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
farters have to be the big spoon...
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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