5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
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The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
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Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Shame - the story of my life.
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