His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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