he wants to bone in the snuggie
apparently the secret to your success is patron
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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