She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
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