Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
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I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
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Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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