I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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