That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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