There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
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How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
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I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
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