16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
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