batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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