i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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