ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
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A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
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He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.