laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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