we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
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