Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
God I need to hump something, right now.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
Randomize
