I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
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