fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
God I need to hump something, right now.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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