i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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