They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
