You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
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Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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