we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
just tell him i said nine months
what day is it and did you see me today?
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
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I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
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Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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