Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
