the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
