I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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