ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
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Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
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Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
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