Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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