You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
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You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
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I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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