# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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