what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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