Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
do herpes really smell.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
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