Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
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Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
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Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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