You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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