What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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