Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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