when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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