Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
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