I just made out with a guy for $7.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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