Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
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i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
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Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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