We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
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That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
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Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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