Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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