Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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