YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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