what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
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The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
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Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
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