New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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