Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
The beer is more important than you right now.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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