he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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