I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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