can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.