I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
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Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
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eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.