porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
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I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
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Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?