Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
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